1 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,138 Congratulations! 2 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,432 Your penis is a Tentacruel 3 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:42,269 with bulging pink glans and glittering mushroom blue veins. 4 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,104 Your penis is filled with a… 5 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,689 quiet menace. 6 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:56,116 Your Bulbasaur's special move is Ooze Attack, extremely potent pre-cum. 7 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,451 Watch out for… 8 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,453 Accidental pregnancies. 9 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:09,045 Your Flygon's special move is Poison Prison. 10 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:12,633 In which you ask a girl for so many reassurances that she loves you, 11 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,176 that she stops loving you. 12 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:27,773 Your Gengar's special moves are Ooze Attack and Clear Body, 13 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:30,192 in which your penis completely disappears, 14 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:34,154 which can happen when it's cold out or if you hear your mother's voice. 15 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,830 Your weiner is the cutest little Pokémon. 16 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,917 Pikachu, Pikachu. 17 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,753 And it ejaculates with a sneeze. Achoo! 18 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:50,838 Achoo! 19 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,432 You got 200 fans? 20 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,309 A hundred-ninety-six to be exact. 21 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,728 And you're just describing dicks as Pokémon? 22 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:11,233 Turns out the ones that hate their dicks, they tip the most. 23 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,527 That is amazing. 24 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:19,074 No, what's amazing is WangMangler99. She has 50,000 fans. 25 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,493 But no one can find me. 26 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:24,037 I need more exposure if I want more subscribers. 27 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:27,666 That's why I need to hook up with someone who's better at this than I am. 28 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,424 Who's the cutest? 29 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:36,633 Isn't he the cutest? 30 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,801 Yes, he is. 31 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:45,726 Shout, shout, shout 32 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,731 Shout, shout, shout 33 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:51,940 Shout at the devil! 34 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,067 Nice. 35 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,112 Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. 36 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:58,614 Boobs. Boobs. 37 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,200 It's so meta, dude. 38 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:05,204 Don't make me look too fancy. We want things to feel authentic. 39 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,956 I know. I just have a thing about flat lighting. 40 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,376 Can I try on some of your cosplay stuff? 41 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,879 Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, please. 42 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:18,007 Just not Shadowheart, she's not ready yet. But anything else. 43 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,512 - Nice. Oh, that's nice with your hair. - Like this? Like that? 44 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,096 Sick. 45 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,265 - You wanna see? - Yeah. 46 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:26,683 There you go. 47 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,772 Oh, my God. These are funny. 48 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,690 They're also hot. 49 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,151 Where you going? 50 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,946 Well, day job does call from time to time. 51 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,906 Shuffling papers in the education mines. 52 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:42,699 Oh, right. 53 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:44,910 What? 54 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:46,995 Nothing. Just… 55 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:49,706 jealous, is all. 56 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,459 Sorry. 57 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:09,810 What are those? 58 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:13,981 Cheri just shipped me all of my belongings. 59 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,734 Media Mail. The cruelest class. 60 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,821 Kind of makes it official when your stuff gets sent. 61 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,699 You've been in your room a lot. 62 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,618 Yeah, so have you. 63 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:29,037 In Susie's room. What are you two doing in there? 64 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:32,040 We're making educational videos. 65 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:05,115 Look, guys, I'm not just gonna pour hot wax all over my tits for free. 66 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:08,327 Yeah, guys, it's a very complicated process. 67 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,662 If you wanna see that, we'll do a payment plan, okay? 68 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,915 But we have to lay down a tarp. 69 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,584 We have to get protective eyewear. 70 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,586 - It's like a whole situation. - You gotta think of the furniture. 71 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:20,547 - You have to think of the furniture. - Somebody think of the furniture. 72 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,801 I want to go to a scare zone right now. 73 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,303 I need to go to a haunted maze. 74 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,055 You like the one with the spiders 75 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,932 - at Knott's Scary Farm. - You know damn well… 76 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,184 But she doesn't like the clowns that come and jump at you… 77 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,019 Knott's, huh? 78 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,109 Wait. 79 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,909 I knew it. I knew it. 80 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:50,869 That's the Huntington Beach pier. 81 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:52,454 You woke me for this? 82 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,081 - These girls are locals. - Okay. 83 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,375 With like 50,000 fans each. 84 00:06:56,458 --> 00:07:00,337 Last week, they had a couple thousand people watching their stream, live. 85 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,507 HungryGhost needs to be buddies with these girls. 86 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,217 It does sound beneficial. 87 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:08,220 I'm gonna message 'em. Okay. 88 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:13,016 "Hi, I love your streams and I also live in Orange County 89 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,893 and I would love to be a guest someday, 90 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:20,566 if you would be willing to help a new creator survive in this crazy world." 91 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,442 No, you're being way too thirsty. 92 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:24,736 "PS. Big fan." 93 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,154 You said that already. 94 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,991 And $50 tip. 95 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:32,244 You can't buy buddies, Margo. 96 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:33,328 Watch me. 97 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:43,964 Zero response. 98 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:58,812 "Ha ha." 99 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,356 That's what I get for $50? 100 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,859 "Ha ha." Okay. 101 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,487 "Fuck the fuck off, 102 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:13,869 you flat-lit, flat-ass, Orange County, trash heap bitches." 103 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:17,873 Fuck you. 104 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:26,840 What? 105 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,474 "Titmouse"? 106 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,226 What do you mean you're going over there? 107 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:39,227 I mean, I'm going over there. 108 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:43,732 I paid them 50 bucks. I deserve satisfaction. 109 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:46,026 These could be dangerous people. 110 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,529 Well, I can be dangerous too. 111 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,573 - Hey, how we doing? - Hey, hi. 112 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,868 Could you watch Bodhi for a couple hours? I have a job interview. 113 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:58,080 Yeah. It just so happens my schedule's free today. 114 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:00,958 Margo. 115 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:14,263 Hey. 116 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:22,980 Hey. 117 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:25,983 Don't take it personal, sweetie. 118 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,569 She's just really annoyed at you. Come inside. 119 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:29,862 Hi, I'm-- 120 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:31,613 HungryGhost. 121 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:35,534 We protect our precious identities around here. I'm SucculentRose. 122 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:39,079 Rose for short. Welcome, welcome, chica. 123 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,789 You look "funkadelic." 124 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:42,875 You got some balls to actually show up here. 125 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,003 Hi, baby. 126 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,296 That's Biotch. 127 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,756 She's a thousand years old. She hates the Roomba. 128 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:52,009 And KC. 129 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,429 I mean, WangMangler. 130 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,849 She acts mean, but really it's an affectation. 131 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,684 In actuality, she's fine. 132 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,395 Right, you're fine? Use your words. 133 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:06,982 Look, I'm sorry. It's just, I paid $50 134 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:10,819 and all I got back was "Ha ha" and it triggered me. 135 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:14,865 It triggered you? You're not getting back your 50 bucks. 136 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,952 Okay. K, K, K, K. Hey. Hi. 137 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:24,458 She's really pretty and young. 138 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,834 So, what are we? Chopped liver? 139 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:29,755 No. You've been saying it's time for us to introduce some new characters 140 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:35,010 and our lighting is flat. Maybe she can help. 141 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:37,387 Look at her, she's green. 142 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,473 Green? I'm not that green. 143 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:40,933 Don't get crazy, girl. 144 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,684 Oh, yeah, you're not that green? 145 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,187 You showed up to a random person's house in the middle of the week, 146 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,940 wearing fucking space buns. You don't even know us. 147 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,024 She's got a point. 148 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,609 Did you even share your location with anybody? 149 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,779 It's just not something that an experienced person does. 150 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:57,199 We could be human traffickers. Skin suit people. You don't know. 151 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,910 But you're not human traffickers. 152 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:01,578 You don't know. 153 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,330 What's skin suit people? 154 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,916 Like the movie that we watched the other day. Like Buffalo Bill. 155 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,668 - Yeah. - He was sweet 156 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:08,919 and he loved his little dog too. 157 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,964 Either way, you're not ready. 158 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,549 I think she's right. 159 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:16,635 You know, you risk being a liability. 160 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:24,393 Guys, look, I know that I am new to this… 161 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:30,315 but I am so, so eager to collaborate. 162 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:36,572 And I've been told that I'm a really good writer by people. 163 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,243 I've got big ideas, world-transforming concepts 164 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:44,413 to drive your numbers up and up and up. 165 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,708 There she goes. 166 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,961 And listen to this crowd. Electric! 167 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,506 As Leather and Lace take on Jinx. 168 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:56,300 Oh, my goodness. 169 00:11:56,383 --> 00:12:00,053 See? You get him around. 170 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,763 You see, how she's got him? 171 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,062 Guess again, ladies! 172 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:13,317 Brutal… 173 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,112 Hello. 174 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,781 Hello. 175 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,662 - Where's Margo? - Job interview. 176 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,831 Goddamn it. 177 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,460 You watching yourself fight women, Jinx? 178 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:36,381 No. It's just an old match with Leather and Lace. 179 00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:39,426 She was supposed to do wedding prep with me today. 180 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,011 You can't reschedule? 181 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,596 You can't unbake a cake. 182 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:47,518 Marcy from the church has a bakery in Yorba Linda… 183 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:51,104 How is church, Shyanne? Are you enjoying church? 184 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:56,443 And she's doing our wedding cake for free, but I have to pick the flavor. 185 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,111 What's your favorite Psalm? 186 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:03,242 And there is no way I am stuffing myself with all this sugar so close to the date. 187 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:06,828 I happen to have developed quite a refined palate. 188 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,335 - Fine. Go for it. - Yeah? 189 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,046 All right. 190 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:20,300 Hi, baby. 191 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,136 - You got him? - Uh-huh. 192 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:26,223 Hey. Hey, baby. 193 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,059 This one's… 194 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,484 Nice crumb. 195 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:44,616 What the fuck? 196 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,161 He just cries with me. 197 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,914 I pass him back and… 198 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,249 Bend your knees. 199 00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:55,502 - I'm sorry? - Go ahead. Bend 'em. 200 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,299 I didn't say squat. Just slightly. 201 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,092 Okay. 202 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,894 Yeah. It's all in the legs. 203 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,315 When you bend the knees, kinda works like a shock system. 204 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,399 They feel safe. 205 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,238 What? 206 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:28,952 I don't suppose you could've shared this with me back then? 207 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,875 When you walked out on her, she was a baby, you know? 208 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:40,839 Of all the times when she would need to be held, 209 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:45,219 would need to be made to feel safe, and you? 210 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:48,931 No, couldn't bother to say to me just bend your fucking knees. 211 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,724 What's your problem, Shyanne? 212 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:55,812 My problem is that she has always innately… 213 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,774 I mean, you don't even know her. 214 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:03,904 And she doesn't have the slightest idea of you. 215 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:10,160 And yet, with you she feels held and she feels safe. 216 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:13,789 I'm sorry. 217 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:19,002 I'm sorry. Just wedding stress and the planning. 218 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,004 I'm just… 219 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,886 Sometimes I think the whole wedding industrial complex is… 220 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:32,432 is designed to make a woman feel like a failure. 221 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,438 This one right here, is the one. 222 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,150 It's pink champagne. 223 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:30,115 Hello, sexy Zelda. You're born to cosplay, bitch. 224 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,827 I still can't believe they actually asked you to collab. 225 00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:37,706 Well, it's just a trial. A couple photo shoots in their weird sex-loft. 226 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,208 A mutually beneficial agreement. 227 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,545 They're worried that they're gonna get stale. 228 00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,005 And I'm fresh meat. 229 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,256 High in Omega-3s. 230 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,758 Oh, gobble, gobble. 231 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,761 Think I might actually make a real living out of this. 232 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,192 Hey, cool dad shirt. 233 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,280 Listen… 234 00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,159 There's this fan expo. 235 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,288 It's wrestlers, ex-wrestlers. 236 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,165 Signing autographs, that sorta thing. 237 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:25,921 I typically avoid 'em because they're for somebody I used to be, 238 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,506 which I'm not now. 239 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,721 How would you feel about coming with me? 240 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:39,101 - Everything okay? - Your mother made a remark. 241 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:44,273 How you don't have the slightest idea of me. 242 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,775 - That's not true. - It's true enough. 243 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:51,446 Anyway, it would be good for you to get a glimpse of my prior life. 244 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,282 The prior me. 245 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,910 I'm trying. 246 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,122 This is me trying. 247 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,792 I think he might be depressed. 248 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,045 Or it was what I said. 249 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:11,300 Nice. Okay… 250 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:15,470 Well, you know, it's natural for a father to want to know his daughter 251 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:20,142 and for said daughter to have feelings if she doesn't actually know him. 252 00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:21,727 True. 253 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,607 I think I might talk to him. You know, clear the air. 254 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,817 It'll be fine. 255 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,113 - Girls, have you seen Bodhi's binky? - No! No! 256 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:34,698 Never mind! 257 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,079 Oh, my God. 258 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,918 I'm sorry. I should've assumed. 259 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,254 I mean, I guess it makes sense that you and Susie 260 00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:51,798 would be in a romantic relationship 261 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,300 and decide not to tell me. 262 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,426 That's… 263 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:56,345 That's not it at all. 264 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,429 Okay. 265 00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:00,766 Then… Then what? 266 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,435 It's… 267 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,271 my job. 268 00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:08,774 Your job? 269 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,074 I'm just gonna say it. 270 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:23,747 I made an account on OnlyFans and that's my job. 271 00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,458 You're on OnlyFans? 272 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:29,545 I am. 273 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,881 It's… It's mainly writing. 274 00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,968 It's like descriptive prose, really. 275 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,971 There are… There are sometimes some images. 276 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:41,723 May I see? 277 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,560 Absolutely not. 278 00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:48,146 So, it's pornography. 279 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,983 It's not pornography. 280 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,026 Sometimes there's… 281 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,737 some nudity. 282 00:19:55,821 --> 00:19:57,406 Oh, God. Margo. 283 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,033 Oh, I hate this. I hate it. 284 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,369 You don't wanna be one of those kinds of girls. 285 00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,540 What kind of girls? 286 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,210 Sluts? Those kind of girls? 287 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:13,130 Girls who use sex and exhibitionism to get what they want. 288 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,303 This is not you. 289 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,348 So… 290 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:25,809 what's me? 291 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:27,853 Why don't you tell me what's me? 292 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:31,064 Well, my mom worked at Hooters and my father was a pro wrestler. 293 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,109 So, tell me what's me. 294 00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,320 What about Bodhi's dad? 295 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,822 - What does he think about this? - No. He doesn't get a vote. 296 00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:41,325 - He's not in the picture. - Well, he may one day 297 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,286 - want to reenter the picture. - I don't wanna talk about him ever. 298 00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:50,375 This is not something an honorable person does. 299 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,586 I have a son… 300 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,048 who needs to be provided for. 301 00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:01,345 How dare you judge me? 302 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:12,940 The night we met I knew I needed you so 303 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:20,239 And if I had the chance I'd never let you go 304 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,616 - Hey. - Hey. 305 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,160 - What are you doing? - What do you mean what am I doing? 306 00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:27,120 I'm picking you up to do our errands. 307 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,331 Do you remember we have a wedding coming up? 308 00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:32,417 No, I mean what are you doing suddenly jerking the radio off like that? 309 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,169 Like what? 310 00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:36,255 Like you didn't want me to hear what was playing. 311 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,339 Was it vulgar? 312 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,093 No, it was not vulgar. 313 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,137 Well, why didn't you want me to hear? 314 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,687 I was listening to some sample wedding songs 315 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,106 and I thought I'd surprise you. 316 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:56,817 We have our wedding song. 317 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,611 Which we need to rehearse, by the way. 318 00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:02,698 Does everything have to be so orchestrated? 319 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,951 - What's the matter? - No, nothing's the matter. 320 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:08,120 I just… I just… I don't know. 321 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:09,872 I… I would think we… 322 00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:13,625 we would want the moment to be… 323 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,171 I don't know, more spontaneous. 324 00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:19,339 Well, it's a ceremony, you know? 325 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,383 It takes work, Shyanne. 326 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,678 Probably a bit like marriage itself. 327 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,014 What? Are you okay? 328 00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,183 Yeah, I'm fine. 329 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,686 Are you having second thoughts about us? 330 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:34,354 No. 331 00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:38,483 Well, then what's going on? 332 00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:43,155 You're like a… 333 00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:46,325 a new car, Kenny. 334 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,204 When people buy automobiles, 335 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:53,373 more times than not, they're buying the narrative. 336 00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:55,375 The driving it. 337 00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:58,795 Being seen driving in it. 338 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:01,215 The way the car makes them feel. 339 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,593 I like how I feel when I'm with you. 340 00:23:05,302 --> 00:23:07,387 Being seen with you 341 00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:10,599 and I even like me with you. 342 00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:14,269 That's awesome because I don't always like myself. 343 00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:18,774 I… 344 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,362 I love you so much, Shyanne. 345 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:35,499 Well, maybe it's not meant to be. 346 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,085 - Of course it was meant to be. - Mom-- 347 00:23:38,168 --> 00:23:40,963 I didn't call you to talk me out of my marriage. 348 00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:42,422 I just called to talk. 349 00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:44,216 Yeah, well, I can't talk right now. 350 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,218 I'm at a wrestling convention with Dad. 351 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,387 What? Why? 352 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,805 Because of something you said. 353 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:50,889 About the cake? 354 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:54,643 And now here he is. So, I'll just… I'll talk to you later. Bye. 355 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,316 - All set. - All set. 356 00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,194 Hey, for today, can we… 357 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:07,072 can we just forget about that? 358 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,535 Of course. 359 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,248 Well, here we go. 360 00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:41,648 Wow. So, these are your people? 361 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,901 Past tense. These were my people. 362 00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:45,194 Jinx? 363 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,488 Lace? 364 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,868 Oh, my God. 365 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,246 Oh, my God. 366 00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:58,832 Oh, my God. 367 00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:02,628 Wow. 368 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:03,712 Wow. 369 00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:08,550 Oh, my God. 370 00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:11,053 Do you remember Margo? 371 00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:12,971 - Hi. - Margo. 372 00:25:13,055 --> 00:25:15,390 - Do you remember meeting her? - Yeah, you were like, three. 373 00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,434 Feels like yesterday. 374 00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:19,019 Now I feel old. 375 00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,187 You look fantastic. 376 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:24,024 Well, I'm doing some photos later, so… 377 00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:25,943 Man, I lost all track. 378 00:25:26,777 --> 00:25:29,029 I assumed you moved to Melbourne after you and Leather… 379 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,114 Leather is dead to me. 380 00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:33,659 Fair enough. 381 00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:36,537 So what happened? You fall off the end of the earth 382 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,871 - or… - Oh, pretty much. 383 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,040 I went to law school. 384 00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:42,000 - Say what? - Yeah. 385 00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:43,877 I have an office in Costa Mesa. 386 00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:46,421 - A nice little practice. - Jinx? Jinx. 387 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,591 - Can we get a photo? - There we go. 388 00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,176 - Excuse me. - Go for it. 389 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,594 - Sorry. - Hey, guys. 390 00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:55,389 Wow. Look at that. People love your dad. 391 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:56,807 They just love him. 392 00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,397 - Thank you so much. - How about we give 'em a little show? 393 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,483 Come on. Come on. Jericho's game. 394 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,819 - No. I don't think so. - Yes. For old time's sake. 395 00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:11,154 Come on, man. Come on. 396 00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:18,453 Lace! Lace! Lace! 397 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,163 Just like riding a bike. 398 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,791 Yeah, man! He's scared! 399 00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:31,175 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 400 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,557 Jinx! 401 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,199 Come on now. Come on, old man. 402 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,826 Come on! 403 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:00,954 Yeah! 404 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,251 Jinx. 405 00:27:07,878 --> 00:27:08,962 I love you, man. 406 00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:10,797 Now give me a hip toss. 407 00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:16,470 What do you think about that? 408 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:18,180 Now you can make some noise! 409 00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:41,620 Just block this punch. Shoot me off. I'll take care of you. 410 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,163 Don't you dare take it easy on me. 411 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,468 Lace! Lace! Lace! 412 00:27:57,803 --> 00:28:00,138 Lace! Lace! Lace! 413 00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,015 One, two, three! 414 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:08,146 Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace! 415 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,607 Okay, lover boy. You can get up now. 416 00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:12,734 - I actually can't. - What? 417 00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:15,153 I just… I can't move. 418 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,199 Hey. 419 00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:25,163 He says he's fine, but he can't quite move, 420 00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:26,915 so they're sending us to urgent care. 421 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,710 Anaheim somewhere. 422 00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:32,379 Okay. I'll call you in a bit. 423 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,924 Dude! 424 00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:38,093 Jinx! 425 00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:39,720 Hey, Jinx! 426 00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:42,890 How you doing? 427 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:45,225 Better. 428 00:28:45,851 --> 00:28:47,895 I think I was just in spasm. 429 00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:51,315 Listen. Come a little closer. 430 00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:55,319 When we get to urgent care, 431 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:58,447 the doc is probably gonna ask me if I have any history with drugs. 432 00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:59,698 I'm just gonna say no. 433 00:29:00,407 --> 00:29:01,909 We can figure it out after. 434 00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,786 I can just refuse to take whatever they send me home with. 435 00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:07,706 I just know from my experience, 436 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,792 as soon as you bring it up, they instantly treat you like a criminal. 437 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,338 Okay. 438 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:16,256 Also… 439 00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:24,932 I was so wrong to judge you before. 440 00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:28,393 I'm sorry. 441 00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:30,562 I was feeling protective of you. 442 00:29:31,313 --> 00:29:32,564 But what you're doing, 443 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,317 we're all just putting on a show. 444 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:37,444 Entertaining. 445 00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:41,448 As Lace or as Jinx. 446 00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:45,702 - Or as? - HungryGhost. 447 00:29:46,537 --> 00:29:47,788 That's what I'm calling myself. 448 00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:50,832 I like it. 449 00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:54,336 And I love you. 450 00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:58,173 And I'm gonna be there by your side. 451 00:29:58,882 --> 00:29:59,967 No matter what. 452 00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:08,100 The father. I know you told me to never talk to you about him, 453 00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:11,353 but is this young man even aware that he is a father? 454 00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,655 He… 455 00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:23,657 He was my teacher. 456 00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:25,742 I beg your pardon? 457 00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:28,620 My lit professor at Fullerton. 458 00:30:31,123 --> 00:30:32,165 Your teacher? 459 00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:33,667 I signed an NDA. 460 00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:36,128 And it means I can't go back to school. 461 00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:38,380 But he paid me, so it's done. 462 00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:40,340 Margo, he… he fucking paid you? 463 00:30:40,424 --> 00:30:42,176 - What are you… What are you even… - Just… 464 00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:44,428 - We'll just talk about this later. Okay? - Fuck. 465 00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:47,055 Fu… 466 00:30:52,144 --> 00:30:53,270 You're sure he's okay? 467 00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,148 The doctor said he's completely fine. 468 00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:59,193 No compromise to the spinal fusion or anything. 469 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:01,737 Yes. And he's okay to walk, right? 470 00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:03,947 Yeah. They actually recommended walking. 471 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:05,991 Basically, he just seized up. 472 00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:08,327 Probably more from moving boxes than wrestling. 473 00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:11,914 - Just keep an eye on him. - Yeah, the reason I called… 474 00:31:11,997 --> 00:31:13,624 I haven't got an eye on him. 475 00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:14,958 What? 476 00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:17,878 Well, he went for a walk about 20 minutes ago. 477 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:19,421 - But he seemed okay. - Susie. 478 00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:23,592 Look, it's difficult to keep an eye on two different people. 479 00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:24,676 Yes, it is. 480 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,137 One who can walk, and one who can't. 481 00:31:27,221 --> 00:31:28,514 Ghost, come on. 482 00:31:28,597 --> 00:31:30,432 - We don't got all day. - I'm coming. 483 00:31:31,183 --> 00:31:32,684 I'm sorry. I'll call you back. 484 00:31:33,602 --> 00:31:35,354 Okay. All set. 485 00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:37,397 I just wanna say one time, 486 00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:39,066 if you don't wanna do this, it's okay. 487 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,610 It's easier to get in than it is to get out. 488 00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:45,656 - I want in. - Okay. 489 00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:48,951 Well, in that case, you need to make a TikTok and an Instagram. 490 00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:50,744 - I have an Instagram. - No, baby. 491 00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:54,081 You need to make a TikTok and an Instagram as your HungryGhost persona. 492 00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:55,874 Link it back to your OnlyFans, 493 00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:57,668 totally separate from your personal accounts. 494 00:31:57,751 --> 00:32:00,963 And try not to let the civs know what you're doing because they'll dox you. 495 00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:03,632 And destroy your life. You know, put your real identity online. 496 00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:05,467 - Okay. - A lot of times you're gonna get messages 497 00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:06,885 saying that you should kill yourself, 498 00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:09,596 or destroy your pussy with a cheese grater. 499 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,849 So, just find like, a really deep well of strength 500 00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,308 and just tap in, you know? 501 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,686 What's this? 502 00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:17,563 NDA and waiver. 503 00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:18,939 You gotta sign it. 504 00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:20,399 'Cause your life's about to change, girl. 505 00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:22,568 And if not for the better, we can't have you suing us. 506 00:32:22,651 --> 00:32:24,152 Just… fuck it. 507 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:28,031 Now, where are you with your taco? 508 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:31,702 - I beg your pardon? - Your vulva, my love. 509 00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:32,953 What are you charging for pics? 510 00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:34,997 I haven't even shown that yet. 511 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,123 What? 512 00:32:36,206 --> 00:32:37,833 Zero vag pics at all? 513 00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:39,877 Just boobs and butt only. 514 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,045 That's actually really good. 515 00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,964 No. Like, that's insanely good. 516 00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:46,717 Like, you cannot waste the vag debut. It's the biggest debut 517 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,969 - you'll make in your life. - No, we had no idea, 518 00:32:49,052 --> 00:32:50,762 and we wasted ours weeks into the process. 519 00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:51,972 - It was just… - Dude. 520 00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:56,393 - Puss in the wind. - And we sold ours for like $3. Pathetic. 521 00:32:57,519 --> 00:32:59,438 Oh, my God. I got it. 522 00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:01,190 For your first vag shot, 523 00:33:01,732 --> 00:33:03,442 we'll make you a scary girl. 524 00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:07,237 - Scary girl? - Yeah. Like a sexy, scary girl 525 00:33:07,321 --> 00:33:09,573 like, crawling up the walls, on the ceiling 526 00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:10,908 and your head's flying around. 527 00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:14,244 And you're floating in the air like a real hungry ghost ready to chomp on a dick. 528 00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:16,788 Oh, my god! Like The Grudge. 529 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,000 Yeah, yeah. Like, it's your legs open 530 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,877 and then the hand comes out of the puss. 531 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,670 And then there's another puss in the hand 532 00:33:23,754 --> 00:33:25,005 and another hand comes out of that. 533 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:27,174 - And it's like, infinite puss. - I'm obsessed. 534 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,426 - You give the best ideas. - You love it, right? 535 00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:33,013 You know, I'll marinate on it. 536 00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:36,350 Fine. Your vag, your choice, girl. 537 00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:40,771 Now, why don't you tell us about some of those big, world-changing ideas you got? 538 00:33:49,112 --> 00:33:52,115 Professor Gable. Sorry to interrupt. 539 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,701 James Millet. 540 00:33:56,036 --> 00:33:57,037 Hi. 541 00:33:58,372 --> 00:33:59,373 How do you do? 542 00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:01,250 I guess I'm doing okay. 543 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:05,754 As okay as a 54-year-old man who has a daughter 544 00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:08,090 and the last name Millet could expect to be doing. 545 00:34:12,553 --> 00:34:13,637 You're hurting me. 546 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,929 What? With my handshake? 547 00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:17,724 A firm handshake is a sign of good character. 548 00:34:17,808 --> 00:34:19,851 You would be a proponent of good character, 549 00:34:19,935 --> 00:34:21,937 wouldn't you, Professor? 550 00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:25,983 I mean, if you had a kid, you would want he or she to grow up 551 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:28,068 to be a person of good character. 552 00:34:28,694 --> 00:34:29,902 Am I right? 553 00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:32,322 You're really hurting me.